I’ll admit that I have no real love for Mark Zuckerberg.
I think it’s because of his creation and ownership of Facebook and Instagram and the way he uses his power to bully, leverage, and intimidate anyone or any government that dares question the often negative impact his social media platform has on society. I mean, nobody fucks with the Zuck, not for free anyways. That’s what many billions of dollars will do for you. Maybe I’m just jealous.
I absolutely detest adolescent Elon Musk and wish he would just shut his yap already. His platform, Twitter, is a literal cesspool of misinformation and hate, something vociferously cheered on by Elon himself. Anyone who challenges the veracity or integrity of Twitter meets with the predictable online junkyard dog response. Or, if you’re lucky, Musk will respond with a poop emoji, also known as a self-portrait.
Musk, despite all his self-proclaimed all-world intelligence has made what experts call a mistake.
It seems that Zuckerberg’s Meta, the umbrella company that is parent to Facebook, is dabbling around with a platform that would run in direct competition with Twitter. Musk took note of that and tweeted, as he is wont to do, that he would gladly meet Zuckerberg in a fighting cage to settle once and for all who had the better platform. He claims he was joking, which is what all children do when they’re called out on their stupidity.
Zuckerberg, it seems, isn’t laughing, obviously not possessing Musk’s world-class sense of humour. His response, by way of a screen grab of his own post, was simple and straight-forward.
“Send me location.”
Talk about Big-Mouth Elon biting off more than he could chew.
I had no idea that Mark Zuckerberg is such a beast. Not only does he work-out by putting himself through a rigorous physical regime, but he also practices boxing and jiu-jitsu, competing in tournaments, even winning medals. I did a YouTube search on just this very thing and, hey, the guy’s legit. To be truthful, Zuck could finish me just by giving me a stern look.
I must say that if forced to choose between Musk and Zuckerberg as I sit ringside, I’m going Zuck all the way. The idea of slapping the odious Musk around a cage where he can’t run and hide is extremely appealing to me, so Mark’s reputation with myself is much enhanced. He may be filthy rich, and he may run one of the most harmful platforms out there, but it appears he’s not something that Musk is in spades: a blue ribbon all-American asshole.
If it ever happens and goes to pay-per-view, I’d recommend not purchasing the rights to access this debacle since it’s not likely to last long.
I remember a boxing match where Muhammed Ali literally pummelled another fighter who refused to use his name, calling him Cassius Clay instead. Ali threw methodical jab after jab to the guy’s face, each time saying “Say my name”! “What’s my name.”
I would love for the same to happen here.
Zuckerberg landing jab after jab, punctuating each one with “Shut-up.” “Shut-up.” “Who’s your daddy?” “Shut-up.” “Who’s your daddy?” And so on.
Three or four rounds of that would be absolutely priceless.
NEWSMAGRENFREW 