Slogan Boy wants us to have an election while he’s riding high in the polls and before most people actually wake up to what kind of punk he really is.
He says he’s working for you. You know, people with jobs or between jobs. As in the middle class. He’s also the self-styled champion of labour. As in, since when? Never belonged to a union in his life but he knows all about it. Never had a job other than being a politician living on the public dime. Fantastic parliamentary pension, way better than anything you’ve got.
When was the last time you can remember the federal Conservatives doing anything for the poor or the working poor? And he’s among the worst conservatives I’ve ever seen. Good luck being economically disadvantaged. This guy won’t throw you a life vest, he’ll throw you the anchor.
Did you collect CERB during the pandemic? Really? Because CERB cost the federal government quite a bit of money, helping citizens get through that. It had an impact on inflation, you know, what Slogan Boy refers to a Justinflation (a real knee-slapper, that one). Can you ask yourself, what would he have done? Not provide those benefits? Guess we’ll never know, but he’s such a caring guy.
Champion of immigrants while denouncing them. Get their vote because they’re mad at LGBTQ+, then sell them out at the first and every opportunity.
Lying, threatening, intimidating, immature, irresponsible, ambitious, stab you in the back right after you vote for him. I’d call him a bully, which is more of a high school word, but then again, what else is there to call him?
Whiny. Petty. Bitter. Resentful. Hateful. Repugnant. Refuses to accept opinions other than his own.
Dismissive, arrogant, obnoxious, puerile. Smartest guy in the room when he’s alone.
By all means, elect him prime minister.
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