LINING UP FOR PUTIN

A worker standing in a Moscow liquor line says: “I’ve had enough, save my place, I’m going to shoot Putin.”

Two hours later he returns to claim his place in line. His friends ask, “Did you get him?”

“No, the line there was even longer than this one.”

BACK SEAT DRIVING

Action shot of me and Dolly! Funny how she’ll sit dead centre in the back looking forward like that. All she’s missing is the seatbelt.

She’s become a legitimate car dog now, in that she spends more time in the car than years past. Back in Papa George’s day, she spent all kinds of time in the car. She tolerates it well, other than those puking episodes and that one defecation.

Oh well, it’s the only way I can leave the house without her raising holy murder.

ALL TUCKERED OUT

Where’s a banana peel when you need one? When Tucker Carlson was born, the doctor should have slapped his mother.

I’m sorry to his many fans, because I know he has a lot, but honestly, I think this guy’s dangerous in the damage he causes to trust in the democratic system.

To me, he seems to be the Jon Stewart of the right, intentionally or not I don’t know.

His widely popular show, which is almost exclusively political, is not classified as a news show, but rather an “entertainment” show, one of several that appear on FOX. Similar to Stewart, who ran The Daily Show as a virtual soap box while on Comedy Central.

His hatred for Stewart is right there on the surface, probably going all the way back to that CNN CROSSFIRE show where Stewart ridiculed Carlson in several exchanges that went viral. For the record, Stewart has no love for Carlson either.

But I don’t remember anyone in the media influencing public thinking the way Tucker Carlson has.

Is he an entertainer? A provocateur? A blue ribbon shit disturber? He seems to agitate a lot of people, many already agitated, so maybe he’s an agitator.

But he agitates toward anger. Toward outrage. People act upon that agitation. I don’t like the thought of worked-up people acting on anger.

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