LINING UP FOR PUTIN

A worker standing in a Moscow liquor line says: “I’ve had enough, save my place, I’m going to shoot Putin.”

Two hours later he returns to claim his place in line. His friends ask, “Did you get him?”

“No, the line there was even longer than this one.”

BACK SEAT DRIVING

Action shot of me and Dolly! Funny how she’ll sit dead centre in the back looking forward like that. All she’s missing is the seatbelt.

She’s become a legitimate car dog now, in that she spends more time in the car than years past. Back in Papa George’s day, she spent all kinds of time in the car. She tolerates it well, other than those puking episodes and that one defecation.

Oh well, it’s the only way I can leave the house without her raising holy murder.

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