To me, John has the appearance of being a very nice man, one with an impressive resume and one who happens to be an “expert” on Strong Mayor Powers.
John appeared via video link at the last meeting of Renfrew Clown Council, where he was tasked with walking everyone through the democratic abomination of small mayor powers as handed over to any municipality with a McDonalds and a set of street lights. So Renfrew gets included, because we have those traffic lights, and even a Wendy’s, so game on.
One minor, yet annoying thing about John, though, is that neither God nor his parents apparently gave him a last name, which I’m absolutely cool with in theory, it’s just that I thought that practice was limited to Brazilian soccer stars and Indonesian dictators.
But I don’t make the rules. Small town strong mayors do. If a guy doesn’t want a last name, then he doesn’t have to have one. Unless a strong mayor comes along and makes him.
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